Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
operation have a gay friend backfired
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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