4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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