I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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