Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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