I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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