all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
worst night to have a conscience
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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