She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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