it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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