He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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