don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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