You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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