Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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