have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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