i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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