I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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