So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Who died my cat blue again?
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