It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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