My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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