Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I'm both gender and math confused
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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