Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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