what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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