So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Randomize
