the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Randomize
