Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Randomize
