I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'm at about main and main street
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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