what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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