You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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