why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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