I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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