trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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