Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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