As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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