I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
tell me about the eggs
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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