sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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