Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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