I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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