Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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