Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
my sisters under your porch take her home
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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