Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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