so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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