he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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