No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Never joke about your clitoris.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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