Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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