i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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