she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
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