i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
