He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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