it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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