We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Randomize
