I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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